Everything you know is Wrong KH (Weird Al)

	Duration: 04:51 minutes Upload Time: 2007-10-10 02:59:34 User: amandareece :::: Favorites :::: Top Videos of Day
Description: Audio is Everything you know is Wrong by Weird Al.Click more for Lyrics: Lyrics: I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane With a rabid wolverine in my underwear When suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat Popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes I guessed, "Is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie?" "Is it Bob or Joe or Walter?" "Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve?" I probably would have kept on guessing But about that time we crashed into the truck And as I'm laying bleeding there on the asphalt Finally I recognize the face of my hibachi dealer Who takes off his prosthetic lips and tells me Everything you know is wrong Black is white, up is down and short is long And everything you thought was just so Important doesn't matter Everything you know is wrong Just forget the words and sing along All you need to understand is Everything you know is wrong I was walkin' to the kitchen for some Golden Grahams When I accidentally stepped into an alternate dimension And soon I was abducted by some aliens from space Who kinda looked like Jamie Farr They sucked out my internal organs And they took some Polaroids And said I was a darn good sport And as a way of saying thank you They offered to transport me back to Any point in history that I would care to go And so I had them send me back to last Thursday night So I could pay my phone bill on time Just then the floating disembodied head of Colonel Sanders started yelling Everything you know is wrong Black is white, up is down and short is long And everything you thought was just so Important doesn't matter Everything you know is wrong Just forget the words and sing along All you need to understand is Everything you know is wrong I was just about to mail a letter to my evil twin When I got a nasty papercut And, well, to make a long story short It got infected and I died So now I'm up in heaven with St. Peter By the pearly gates And it's obvious he doesn't like The Nehru jacket that I'm wearing He tells me that they've got a dress code Well, he lets me into heaven anyway But I get the room next to the noisy ice machine For all eternity And every day he runs by screaming Everything you know is wrong Black is white, up is down and short is long And everything you used to think was so important Doesn't really matter anymore Because the simple fact remains that Everything you know is wrong Just forget the words and sing along All you need to understand is Everything you know is wrong Everything you know is wrong
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amandareece ::: Favorites  2007-10-11 00:28:25 In the description if you lick the blue more beside the tags I have posted the Lyrics. __________________________________________________
amandareece ::: Favorites  2007-10-11 00:33:29 I have more Weird Al Kingdom Hearts Parodies so check my channel.Here are some of them. Weird Al Mix, White and Nerdy, Everything you know is wrong, Gump, Polkamon and soon an Amish paradise, I have alot of other Kingdom Hearts Parodies that have Audio other than Weird Al. __________________________________________________
larxene07 ::: Favorites  2007-10-15 13:04:38 cool video! it suit it __________________________________________________
MusikFanatik1 ::: Favorites  2007-10-16 20:50:52 lick the blue more LOL! lol i think u mean click!! wow that sounded mean...srry i just had to say it it was funny - lick the blue __________________________________________________
ILOVESEACREATURES ::: Favorites  2007-10-16 22:31:10 LoL , yeah bad typo huh? __________________________________________________
DCwyverx ::: Favorites  2007-11-11 20:10:08 LOL! Nice... very nicely done. xDDDDD __________________________________________________
StyxandChips ::: Favorites  2007-11-11 21:12:33 This song is one of the weirdest and awsomest things ever. __________________________________________________